5 things

Five things your partner should never say (I borrowed this and also the earlier 5 things post)
• "Mooooo!"
• "Ouch — a paper cut. I wonder if this is what labor feels like."
• "Is that a watermelon under your shirt or are you just glad to see me?"
• "My father called again to ask about your cervix."
• "Is that your underwear or did a parachute land on your butt?"

Actual conversation between husband and and a pregnant wife on Halloween...
W: "I need candy."
H: "What kind?" (as he walks towards where the candy is)
W: "The bowl."

39 weeks today...im'a getting a little punchy. :)